The many DayZ deaths of @ultrabrilliant
Hours played: 88

February 16, 2014
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Looting a school building in Berezino. Turn a corner, spot another player kneeling, pointing a shotgun at me. He fires the instant he sees me and I’m killed instantly.

February 8, 2014
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Approached by two armed bandits outside Kamyshovo. Put my hands up. “Are you French?” they ask. “No.” I respond. “Where are you from?” “UK.” They shoot me in the head.

February 1, 2014
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I’m fully armed and running down the coast towards Kamyshovo. A fresh spawn runs up behind me, punches me in the head, and knocks me out. I die. He takes my stuff.

January 25, 2014
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Meet player in Berezino who suggests we head to the NE airfield together. Follow him for about ten minutes, making small talk. Then, suddenly, an armed player steps out of a bush, orders us to put our hands up, and handcuffs me. My new friend puts his hands down, wanders over and steals my gear. They’re working together. It was a trap. They execute me with a pistol.

January 19, 2014
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Stalking player in Elektrozavodsk with intention of killing him and stealing his gear. I’m prone on a hill watching him loot an apartment building, but he spots me through a window and shoots me.

January 16, 2014
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Phased through a wall and got trapped in a house in Elektrozavodsk along with a zombie. Killed zombie with shovel, so had to wait to slowly bleed to death.

Ambushed and killed at small village north of Elektrozavodsk, also by players watching the PC Gamer stream.

Stopped to force-feed a starving Ben some rice south of Gorka. Shot by unseen player who was watching the PC Gamer stream I was hosting at the time.

January 15, 2014
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Chased along coast near Berezino by three fully-geared bandits in clown masks. They tell me to put my hands up, but I run. I almost get away, but accidentally run into a lake while looking behind me at them. They shoot me.

Found player looting house in Berezino in his underwear. Approached, said hello. He says hello back, then two armed bandits appear and tell me to freeze. I flip them the bird, and the pants guy kills me from behind with an axe.

Inexplicably phase through a railing on the top deck of the wrecked cargo ship near Berezino. Fall to my death.

January 14, 2014
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Found five or six dead, looted bodies on hill overlooking Elektrozavodsk power plant. Rather than run away, foolishly decided to investigate. Killed by unseen player.

Fully geared, crouching in field outside Elektrozavodsk, dangerously low on blood. Attacked from behind by zombie while organising inventory. Killed instantly.

January 10, 2014
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Ran towards an armed player at the NW airfield waving an axe. Shot dead.

January 8, 2014
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Shot by unseen player in Elektrozavodsk along with rest of group, after announcing over public voice chat – accidentally – that we had no ammo.